My 401(k) Is Currently Floating Cruise Tee

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My 401(k) is currently floating — which feels a lot better than watching it sit around on land. This front-print design uses bold collegiate-style lettering, the Salty Cruiser anchor mark, and a clean one-color layout for a cruise joke that lands especially well with anyone who has spent enough money at sea to start calling it an investment strategy.

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Print & Production

Printed to order using direct-to-garment printing for a smooth, durable finish that works well with detailed artwork. Depending on the print provider and placement, sleeve prints and inner neck labels may use direct-to-film printing.

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Shirt & Fit

Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex tee made with medium-weight 5.3 oz fabric and a classic relaxed fit. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while some heather and specialty colors use cotton/poly blends. Features a crew neckline, tubular body without side seams, reinforced shoulder tape, and a tear-away label.

Size & Dimensions

Garment measurements are in inches. For the best fit, compare these measurements to a shirt you already own. Manufacturer measurements may vary by up to approximately 1.5 inches.

Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee size chart
Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width	18.00″	20.00″	22.00″	24.00″	26.00″	28.00″	30.00″	32.00″
Length	28.00″	29.00″	30.00″	31.00″	32.00″	33.00″	34.00″	35.00″
Sleeve length	15.10″	16.50″	18.00″	19.50″	21.00″	22.40″	23.70″	25.00″

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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold. Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

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