Cruise Calories Don't Count Cruise Tee

Cruise Calories Don't Count Cruise Tee

Royal / S
$24.95
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Cruise Calories Don't Count Cruise Tee
  • Cruise Calories Don't Count Cruise Tee
  • Cruise Calories Don't Count Cruise Tee
  • Cruise Calories Don't Count Cruise Tee
  • Cruise Calories Don't Count Cruise Tee
Cruise Calories Don't Count Cruise Tee

Cruise Calories Don't Count Cruise Tee

$24.95
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Cruise calories don't count. That's just vacation science. This "Cruise Calories Don't Count" tee is made for buffet regulars, dessert repeat offenders, and anyone who believes calories should stay on land while they're at sea. The bold distressed design keeps the joke easy to read and adds a subtle food-and-cruise touch with the fork details. The design is printed on the front.

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Shipping & Production

Each shirt is printed specifically for your order. No warehouse full of finished shirts and no piles of unwanted inventory.

Please allow approximately 3–5 business days for production before shipment. Shipping time begins after production is complete.

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Shirt & Fit

Gildan 64000 Softstyle®

• Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
• Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
• Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather and select colors use cotton/polyester blends
• Soft, smooth fabric made for comfortable everyday wear
• Tear-away label

Size Chart

Garment measurements are shown in inches. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a shirt you already own.

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width 16″ 18″ 20″ 22″ 24″ 26″ 28″ 30″ 32″
Length 27″ 28″ 29″ 30″ 31″ 32″ 33″ 34″ 35″
Sleeve 8.0″ 8.2″ 8.5″ 8.7″ 9.0″ 9.3″ 9.5″ 9.7″ 10.0″

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Print & Care

Printed to order using professional direct-to-garment printing.

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Turn the shirt inside out before washing
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Use low heat when ironing
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry clean
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